Warning: Things You Should Not Google (Unless You Have a Strong Stomach) 🚨
Reddit has assembled a rather disturbing list of things that you should definitely not Google, unless you're ready to see things you can't unsee. And, of course, there's always that risk of endless curiosity leading you down a dark rabbit hole. 🐇🔍 So, consider this your warning!
If you must know, we’ve filtered out the worst of the worst (you're welcome) and refrained from linking to any of these horrors. We’re not monsters, after all. 🙅♂️
Here’s the list (brace yourself):
1. Fournier
Why? Oh, where to begin. This seemingly innocent search will likely lead you to some horrifying results involving gangrene that affects... well, the private parts. It's called Fournier's Gangrene, and trust us, you do not want to see what this looks like. 🚑💀
Just don’t search it. 🤢
2. Krokodil
This one’s ugly. Krokodil is the street name for Desomorphine, a drug that’s even worse than heroin. Not only is it incredibly addictive, but it also has a grotesque side effect — it literally eats away at your skin, causing it to rot and fall off. Think of a drug that turns you into a human zombie. 💀🤢
3. Your Favorite Food
Sometimes curiosity can lead to hunger. But if you Google your favorite food, you’re not going to find delicious recipes... You'll likely be bombarded with images that will make you lose your appetite. 🤤🚫
Trust us — just stick to cooking it in your kitchen. 🍕🍔
4. Mouth Larva
Searching for "moth larvae"? Big mistake. One Reddit user did this and found something much worse: mouth larvae. These are little creatures that live inside human mouths (yes, really). We wish we could unsee it, but now you don’t have to. 🦠😱
5. Google
Wait, isn’t this meta? Why would you Google "Google"? Well, according to this list, don’t do it. You might discover something cosmically weird about infinite search loops or even find some odd conspiracy theories about the search engine itself. You’ve been warned — no need to risk it. 🔄🌀
6. Calculus Bridge
We’re not talking about complicated math here. No, this one refers to a disgusting dental condition: calculus, which is hardened plaque on your teeth. It’s that nasty, tartar build-up that only a dentist can deal with. The image alone might make you want to brush your teeth twice. 🦷🪥
7. Your Email Address
Want to know how much of your personal data is floating around on the web? Don’t Google your own email address unless you’re prepared for a shock. You might find spam lists, leaked passwords, or worse — your info might be involved in a data breach. 🔓💻
For peace of mind, check out haveibeenpwned.com to see if your email’s been compromised. 🔐
8. Harlequin Ichthyosis
This rare and severe genetic condition causes a baby to be born with thick, white, scaly skin that cracks and splits open, making it very vulnerable to infections. While medical advances have made survival more possible, the condition is still hard to look at. Not for the faint of heart. 😔🦓
9. Your Symptoms
Here’s a pro tip: If you’re feeling sick, don’t Google your symptoms. While it’s tempting to self-diagnose, Dr. Google usually ends up making you think you have a serious illness. Spoiler: you’re probably fine, but now you’ve got yourself worked up over something that isn’t even real. 🚑🤒
Instead, visit an actual doctor. Trust us, they’re the real experts. 🩺
TL;DR
Curiosity killed the cat... and in some cases, it’ll ruin your whole day. Stay away from these search terms unless you’re mentally prepared for some deeply unsettling results. Or, you know, just stick to searching for cute puppy videos. 🐶✨
Your sanity will thank you. 😉